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We make calls on PCs and surf the Web on our phones. The lines of separation are blurring fast. But in the world of retail technology, the difference between a kiosk and digital signage is one of the more difficult distinctions to make. In response to a contest—OK, a very weird contest, even by the relatively loose digital signage standards—one industry CFO chose to try and explain the difference in poetic verse. The result was decidedly less Shakespeare, Byron, Keats or Poe and much more Dr. Seuss and Burma-Shave. Even so, his poem is worth reading, if for no other reason than to make yourself feel better about your poem-crafting skill. (A free gift of decidedly little value to the first five readers who can correctly identify the Burma-Shave reference. Extra credit if you can cite an example.) Read more. |
November 20th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Way back in the 20th century, Burma-Shave signs were placed at strategic intervals alongside roads to make up a readable poem for travelers, each one ending with the product’s name, such as:
The Bearded Lady
Read our jingle
Now she is
No longer single
Burma-Shave
November 20th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Adam is of course correct, as those of us who grew up before Interstate highways remember. The Burma-Shave signs were a very effective national “billboard” campaign, though the signs were relatively small. Highways were narrower with less shoulder, so you could read the series as they passed, usually aloud, building to the payoff of the brand tag: “Burma Shave.” The one I remember was a “public service” announcement
Angels that guard you
when you drive
usually retire
at 65.
Burma Shave.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Grammar quibble: the title should end in “Thee” instead of “Thou” because the word is the object of the sentence, not the subject. The usage is the same as “How do I love thee?”
November 21st, 2008 at 3:41 pm
What about aisle television screens that have an interactive component?
Makes things even less clear cut, don’t you think?
November 21st, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Editor’s Note: Replying to MCMakinen about the Thee Vs. Thou issue. Checked with our Copy Editor and she replied thusly: “After reading my American Heritage Dictionary, I think it’s okay as is. ‘Thou’ is ‘used to indicate the one being addressed” — in this case, the kiosk. However, ‘thee’ is ‘the objective case of thou’ and “used as the direct object of a verb.” In short, we stand by our phrasing.